Photographic Waterboarding

By John Linton

On 15 July 2008

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Photographic Waterboarding

I spied this potential terrorist a few hundred yards from the Bush compound at Walker’s Point, Kennebunkport, Maine. I captured him and held him deep inside my Compact Flash until it was time to transport him to an undisclosed hard drive for further examining.

From there he was moved by night to the net netherworld called Picnik. It was no picnic for him, I can assure you. For what seemed like hours I ran him through one effect after another, but he wouldn’t come clean. The torture proved unsuccessful and he was released to JPG in a very different condition from when he was first apprehended.

Picnik Duo Tone effect.

09/29/07

17 Responses

  • *hector* Ortiz

    On 15 July 2008 *hector* Ortiz gave props:

    for the master of suspence...whoo hooo...you too... really rocks...john

  • Marie Harris

    On 15 July 2008 Marie Harris said:

    This is fantabulous. Ethereal and sublime. I love it.

  • Farras Abdelnour

    On 15 July 2008 Farras Abdelnour gave props:

    Fabulous photo. John, you are hopelessly funny :)

  • Dave Taylor

    On 15 July 2008 Dave Taylor gave props:

    Wonderful - be alert, but not alarmed (as our government propaganda says!)

  • G Anderson

    On 15 July 2008 G Anderson gave props:

    how funny you are! and the photo rocks!

  • Samara Kae

    On 15 July 2008 Samara Kae gave props:

    nicest photo I've seen today- perfect color contrast

  • Debby Adler

    On 15 July 2008 Debby Adler gave props:

    Poor little bugger.

  • Vidyavati Chandan

    On 15 July 2008 Vidyavati Chandan gave props:

    cool...

  • Nelson Campbell

    On 15 July 2008 Nelson Campbell gave props:

    very interesting - it's so fun to play.

  • Natalie S

    On 15 July 2008 Natalie S gave props:

    This is such a cool effect, John

  • petey whitelaw

    On 15 July 2008 petey whitelaw gave props:

    how lucky we are to have you. you've done a good job agent Linton. this message will self destruct in 3 seconds. 2-1-.........

  • Lindsay

    On 16 July 2008 Lindsay gave props:

    this is awesome!

  • Leanna Lomanski

    On 16 July 2008 Leanna Lomanski gave props:

    Wait a minute! Am I having a flashback?? I'm feeling groooovy

  • Isabel Linowitz

    On 16 July 2008 Isabel Linowitz gave props:

    John , you are soooo talent my friend !!!

  • Camille Susak

    On 17 July 2008 Camille Susak gave props:

    Very cool shot John-nice!

  • Jan Cain

    On 17 July 2008 Jan Cain gave props:

    john, u r too much! lol! fantastic image.

  • Dave Waddell

    On 3 September 2008 Dave Waddell said:

    cool shot and effect. best of all is the title!

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