dinner with a three year old:

"these are not green peas, momma. these are tiny little catepillars hatching out of eggs. POP! no, these are not green peas. and if i eat them they will make me sick and hurt my belly, cause they are maybe tiny little catepillars... POP! hatching out of eggs. this one was just born. see? do you see the tiny little catepillars, momma? no! don't eat your tiny little catepillars! those are just born!"