ellecassidy

Lauren Cassidy

has been a member since Sep 2009 and goes by ellecassidy.

An eccentric creature of European origin, Lauren ate her twin in the womb, can turn her armpits inside out by inverting her shoulders, accurately predict songs on iTunes shuffle, wrap her legs behind her neck and stand up on her hands, pop her legs out of her hip sockets, crawl exorcist-style, run a 6-minute-40 mile, and do a striking impression of Andy Serkis’ Smeagol.

For more profitable talents, please take a gander through the gallery.

Find me at: http://www.themorpheum.com/