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While waiting for wonton soup and a side of pork chow fun, the placemat at the table spoke to me. It said "You are ambitious yet honest, prone to spend freely. Seldom make lasting friendships". I ate alone that day, ordered another soda, and told the waiter how to make a better soup.
Sometimes placemats catch more than just food, and can lead a person to face a much bigger mess.