Although I was not discovered in a basket by an old woodsman, leaving no note attached that said "Slippery when wet". The woodsman did not teach me the wonders of life. Nor did he decide to send me to college where I could possibly expand my horizons (or at least get out of the basement, stop watching so much damn TV, and jeez haven't you even kissed a girl yet!). Since none of this happened I strive to bring my skills forward and offer creativity and professionalism to every job.